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Splodgenessabounds

The Albums [ CD / Box Set ]

The Albums

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  • Released Date: 26 Oct 2018

  • Genre: Rock/Pop

Our Take

SPLODGENESSABOUNDS, the album from the self-proclaimed "kings of the fart joke," is a mirthful romp through punk rock's sillier side. Packed with infectious hooks, tongue-in-cheek lyrics, and enough irreverence to make even the most stoic listener crack a smile, this record is a riotous good time from start to finish.

From the opening track "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please," which perfectly captures the quintessentially British pub experience, to the uproariously raucous "Yak Yak," which showcases the band's penchant for absurdity, SPLODGENESSABOUNDS delivers the goods with unapologetic glee.

Frontman Max Splodge's cheeky vocals are complemented by the band's tight musicianship, with infectious guitar riffs and driving rhythms propelling each track forward with infectious energy. Tracks like "Simon Templar" and "John Lennon's Corpse Revisited" showcase the band's ability to marry punk rock attitude with a healthy dose of irreverence, making for a truly unique listening experience.

While SPLODGENESSABOUNDS may not be breaking any new ground in terms of musical innovation, it more than makes up for it with its irreverent charm and infectious energy. So if you're in the mood for some good old-fashioned punk rock tomfoolery, look no further than this album. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door and prepare for a wild ride. And remember, as Splodge himself would say, "It's only a laugh, innit?"

Track Listing
Disc: 1
1. The Malcolm Opera
2. Whimsy Zoom Zoom
3. It's That Sound
4. I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber from Harlesden NW10
5. Anarchy Chaos Stanley Ogden
6. Blown Away Like a Fart in a Thunderstorm
7. Poison Babies Vs Batman (Feat. The Pints)
8. Two Little Boys
9. Rolf
10. I've Got Lots of Famous People Living Under the Floorboards of My Humble Abode
11. Porky Scratchings
12. Simon Templer
13. Desert Island Joe (Feat. Des O'Island)
14. What's That Funny Noise?
15. Wiffy Smells
16. Two Pints (Dub)
17. Michael Booth's Talking Bum
18. Two Pints of Lager
19. We're Pathetique
20. Isubaleene (Part 2)
21. Horse
22. Sox
23. Butterfly
24. Bicycle Seat
26. Cowpunk Medlum
27. Brown Paper
28. Have You Got a Light Boy?
29. Morning Milky
30. Yarmouth Five-O
31. Brown Paper (Dub)
25. Bicycle Seat (Dub)


Disc: 2
1. Pooh '00's Trumped
2. In Search of the Seven Golden Gussetts
3. 'Old Ya Cherries
4. Tough Shit Wilson
5. My Baked Bean
6. Crabs
7. Overdramatic Songs (In Very Low Voices)
8. Freefall from Paradise
9. Graffiti
10. Renfrew
11. A Very Unfunny Comedian?
12. What's Thru' This Doorrrrrr...
13. Pathetique
14. Pilchard Freak
15. Mouth and Trousers
16. We Luv We
17. Give It Some Bollox
18. No No Yeah
19. Les Splodge Singers (The Better)
20. 'Ole in the Wall
21. Slooshalongamax
22. Cigarette
23. Seven Golden Gussetts (Reprise)
24. Delilah
25. Lager Top
26. Sandra
27. My Grandma (Hurly Burly) [iko Iko]
28. The 12 Days of Christmas


Disc: 3
1. Touch of the Rods (A Day in the Life of a Quireboy)
2. Answers On a Postcard
3. Double Entendres (Song for Finbarr)
4. Lemmy's Mole (Wart?)
5. Lager in the Hole
6. Go the Whole Hog
7. Dangerous
8. Not Many People Know That
9. Haemorrhoids
10. Rude Boy
11. They're Coming to Take Me Away
12. Intro
13. 'Old Ya Cherries
14. Crabs
15. I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber from Harlesden NW10
16. Tough Shit Wilson
17. Two Little Boys
18. Pathetique
19. Bohemian Walkway
20. Morning Milky
21. Michael Booth's Talking Bum
22. The Butterfly Song
23. What's That Funny Noise
24. Two Pints of Lager
25. Big Boy Shorts
26. Shang a Lang


Disc: 4
1. Scrapyard
2. My Socks Gone Down My Shoe
3. Poochie
4. I Wouldn't Lie
5. Having a Beer
6. Lullaby of Mongolia
7. Truncheon Meat Squad
8. Poochie (Slight Return)
9. I Don't Know
10. Mongols On the Streets of London
11. I'm Angry
12. Singing Out of Tune
13. Genghis Khan
14. The Things That Make the Mongols So Great
15. Patrick Moore (He Talks to Me)


Disc: 5
1. Primrose of the Valley
2. Bloody Disgrace
3. Nauseav Vomiting Diahorea
4. A Fistful of Shitters
5. Don't You Just Hate It
6. Storm from the East
7. The Laughing Policeman
8. 667, the Neighbour of the Beast
9. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
10. Woe Is Me
11. A Tinny Or Two
12. Parallel Lines
13. Not As Easy As It Looks
14. I Don't Know What Did I Do That For?
15. Egg Sandwich
16. What I Do Behind Closed Doors

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Splodgenessabounds

Splodgenessabounds are the ultimate embodiment of punk spirit and irreverent humor in British music. Formed in 1980 by frontman Max Splodge, this band has been providing a much-needed injection of absurdity into the music scene for over four decades. Their debut album, "The Artful Codgers," released in 1982, was a raucous blend of punk rock, pub rock, and comedy that captured the hearts of anyone with a taste for the absurd. Tracks like "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps" and "Simon Templar" have become anthems for fans of quirky, offbeat music. Splodgenessabounds are renowned for their unconventional approach to songwriting, often incorporating elements of ska, reggae, and even calypso into their punk sound. Their live shows are a riotous affair, with Max Splodge leading the charge dressed in his signature attire of a Hawaiian shirt and bowler hat. Despite their tongue-in-cheek lyrics and infectious energy, Splodgenessabounds are no mere novelty act. They have a musicality and tightness to their performances that have earned them the respect of their peers in the industry. In an era where the music scene can often take itself too seriously, Splodgenessabounds are a breath of fresh air. They remind us that music is meant to be fun, and that a sense of humour is just as important as technical proficiency. With their unique blend of punk rock, comedy, and sheer eccentricity, Splodgenessabounds have carved out a niche for themselves in the world of music. They are a reminder that sometimes, all you need is a good laugh and a catchy tune to make great music.

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