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Two Pints of Lager [ CD / Album with DVD ]

Two Pints of Lager

SKU: CD97873 Barcode: 5036436120222
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Format: CD / Album with DVD

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  • Released Date: 21 Jun 2019

  • Genre: Rock/Pop

Our Take

Splodgenessabounds' "Two Pints of Lager" is a raucous romp through the watering holes of the UK, filled with cheeky lyrics and infectious energy. From the opening track "I've Got a Brand New Motor" to the closing anthem "Two Little Boys," this album is a non-stop party that will have you dancing on tables and spilling your beer in no time. The band's signature blend of punk, ska, and pub rock is on full display here, with catchy hooks and rousing choruses that will have you singing along in no time. Tracks like "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please" and "My Old Man's a Dustman" are instant classics, guaranteed to get the crowd going at any pub or festival. Underneath the rowdy exterior, there's a surprising amount of musical talent on display here, with tight arrangements and clever instrumentation that elevate these songs above mere novelty. The band's irreverent sense of humor shines through in every lyric, making this album a joy to listen to from start to finish. In summary, Splodgenessabounds' "Two Pints of Lager" is a rollicking good time that will have you reaching for another round before you know it. So grab a pint, crank up the volume, and get ready to party like it's closing time at your local pub. Cheers!

Track Listing

Disc: 1
1. Scrapyard
2. My Socks Gone Down My Shoe
3. Nausea, Vomiting & Diarrhoea
4. Two Little Boys
5. Bloody Disgrace
6. Wiffy Smells
7. Go the Whole Hog
8. I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber from Harlesden NW10
9. Tough Shit Wilson
10. I Don't Know What I Did That For
11. Answers On a Postcard
12. Haemorrhoids
13. What's the Funny Noise
14. Tommy the Christmas Tree
15. Mongolian Civil War
16. Mongols On the Streets of London
17. What I Did Behind Closed Doors
18. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please


Disc: 2
1. Scrapyard
2. My Socks Gone Down My Shoe
3. Nausea, Vomiting & Diarrhoea
4. Two Little Boys
5. Bloody Disgrace
6. Wiffy Smells
7. Go the Whole Hog
8. I Fell in Love With a Female Plumber from Harlesden NW10
9. Tough Shit Wilson
10. I Don't Know What I Did That For
11. Answers On a Postcard
12. Haemorrhoids
13. What's the Funny Noise
14. Tommy the Christmas Tree
15. Mongolian Civil War
16. Mongols On the Streets of London
17. What I Did Behind Closed Doors
18. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Please

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