Blunt Cutters
Blunt Cutters
Couldn't load pickup availability
T&C Apply. Credit subject to status.
T&C Apply. Credit subject to status.
Format: CD / Album
Our Take
Our Take
Ah, what a delightful romp through the grassy meadows of metal madness we have here with LAWNMOWER DETH's latest offering, "Blunt Cutters." This album is like a manic lawnmower careening through a field of daisies, leaving a trail of chaos and hilarity in its wake.
From the opening track, "Mowdeer," with its thunderous riffs and absurdly catchy chorus, to the closing number, "Lawnmower of Love," a power ballad that will have you swaying with your weed whacker in hand, this album is a non-stop thrill ride of thrash metal goodness.
The band's signature blend of high-speed shredding and tongue-in-cheek humour is on full display here, with tracks like "Satan's Trampoline" and "Ride Me Like a Lawnmower" showcasing their ability to make you headbang and chuckle simultaneously.
Special mention must be made of frontman Qualcast Mutilator's vocal acrobatics, veering from guttural growls to falsetto wails with the precision of a well-oiled lawnmower blade.
Overall, "Blunt Cutters" is a joyous celebration of all things loud, fast, and absurd. LAWNMOWER DETH may not take themselves too seriously, but their music is seriously good fun. Grab your ear defenders and crank up the volume on this one - your garden has never sounded so metal.
Track Listing
Track Listing
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
Delivery
- FREE UK delivery on orders over £20.
- Orders under £20 - £3.49 Postage Fee.
- Next Day Delivery and International Shipping Options Available.
When Will My Order Arrive?
- Usually dispatched within 24 hours.
- Standard Delivery is a Royal Mail Tracked 48 Service and usually arrives within 2-3 working days, including Saturdays.
- Express Delivery is either Royal Mail Tracked 24, or DPD service, for delivery within 24 hours.
- Order before 2pm for next day delivery.
- We’ll aim to dispatch pre-orders so that you receive them on the release date.
- For orders back in stock soon, we expect to receive more stock within a week and will dispatch your order as soon as the stock has arrived.
Returns
- We’re happy to accept returns for unwanted items provided that they’re returned within 14 days of receipt, unopened, unused and in perfect condition.
-
.SaleRegular price £27.95Regular priceUnit price per£34.99Sale price £27.95Sale
From the same artist
About the artist
Lawnmower Deth
LAWNMOER DETH: The Pioneers of "Rubbish Metal" Hailing from the quaint Midlands town of Nottingham, England, LAWNMOWER DETH burst onto the music scene in the late 1980s with their unique blend of heavy metal and tongue-in-cheek humor. Dubbed by many as the pioneers of "rubbish metal," this band has carved out a niche for themselves with their high-energy live performances and unapologetically absurd lyrics. From their early days playing small clubs and pubs to headlining major festivals like Download and Bloodstock, LAWNMOWER DETH have stayed true to their roots, never taking themselves too seriously and always delivering a good time to their loyal fanbase. With songs like "Sumo Rabbit and His Inescapeable Trap of Doom" and "Satan's Trampoline," it's clear that this band is not afraid to push the boundaries of traditional metal music. Their latest album, "Blunt Cutters," is a testament to their enduring wit and musical talent. Tracks like "Clockwork Lettuce" and "Bleeding Mission" showcase the band's ability to blend visceral riffs with laugh-out-loud lyrics, creating an experience that is as entertaining as it is headbanging. Whether you're a die-hard metalhead or just looking for a good time, LAWNMOWER DETH is a band that will not disappoint. With their infectious energy and infectious sense of humor, they are a force to be reckoned with in the world of music. And remember, as the band themselves would say, "If it ain't DETH, it ain't worth trying."
More about the artist >
