Blunt Cutters
Blunt Cutters
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Format: Vinyl / 12" Album
Our Take
Our Take
Ah, the unmistakable sound of a lawnmower revving up on a sunny afternoon. Except, wait...is that a guitar I hear? Well, my dear readers, that can only mean one thing: we are in for a wild ride with LAWNMOWER DETH's latest album, Blunt Cutters.
From the minute the needle hits the transparent green vinyl, you know you're in for some serious head-banging action. The band's unique blend of thrash metal and punk rock creates a sound that is as aggressive as it is absurdly entertaining.
The title track, "Blunt Cutters," kicks things off with a frenetic energy that sets the tone for the entire album. The lyrics are hilariously absurd, touching on everything from gardening mishaps to questionable fashion choices. But don't be fooled by the silliness - underneath the humour lies some seriously impressive musicianship.
Tracks like "Lawnmowers for Sale" and "Grass N' Mint Sauce" showcase the band's ability to seamlessly blend lightning-fast riffs with catchy hooks that will have you singing along in no time.
Overall, Blunt Cutters is a testament to LAWNMOWER DETH's ability to combine technical prowess with a healthy dose of irreverence. So grab a cold pint, fire up the lawnmower, and let the chaos ensue. Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
Track Listing
Track Listing
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
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About the artist
Lawnmower Deth
LAWNMOER DETH: The Pioneers of "Rubbish Metal" Hailing from the quaint Midlands town of Nottingham, England, LAWNMOWER DETH burst onto the music scene in the late 1980s with their unique blend of heavy metal and tongue-in-cheek humor. Dubbed by many as the pioneers of "rubbish metal," this band has carved out a niche for themselves with their high-energy live performances and unapologetically absurd lyrics. From their early days playing small clubs and pubs to headlining major festivals like Download and Bloodstock, LAWNMOWER DETH have stayed true to their roots, never taking themselves too seriously and always delivering a good time to their loyal fanbase. With songs like "Sumo Rabbit and His Inescapeable Trap of Doom" and "Satan's Trampoline," it's clear that this band is not afraid to push the boundaries of traditional metal music. Their latest album, "Blunt Cutters," is a testament to their enduring wit and musical talent. Tracks like "Clockwork Lettuce" and "Bleeding Mission" showcase the band's ability to blend visceral riffs with laugh-out-loud lyrics, creating an experience that is as entertaining as it is headbanging. Whether you're a die-hard metalhead or just looking for a good time, LAWNMOWER DETH is a band that will not disappoint. With their infectious energy and infectious sense of humor, they are a force to be reckoned with in the world of music. And remember, as the band themselves would say, "If it ain't DETH, it ain't worth trying."
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