Thronehammer

Oh, Thronehammer, where do we even begin? This epic trio hailing from the depths of doom metal's darkest abyss is not for the faint of heart. With a sound as heavy as a ton of bricks and lyrics that could make even the most hardened metalhead quiver in their boots, Thronehammer is a force to be reckoned with.

Led by the powerhouse vocals of singer Kat Shevil (formerly of a slew of legendary underground bands), Thronehammer combines the crushing riffs of guitarist Stuart West and the thunderous drums of drummer Tim, creating a sonic assault that is as doom-laden as it is exhilarating.

Their debut album, "Usurper of the Oak Throne," is a masterclass in doom metal that takes no prisoners. From the bone-rattling opener, "Behind The Wall of Frost," to the haunting closer, "Thronehammer," this album is a journey through the dark, twisted realms of metal madness.

But don't let their heavy sound fool you - Thronehammer has a wicked sense of humour that shines through in their music. Whether they're singing about demonic rituals or ancient curses, there's always a twinkle of mischief in their eyes.

So, if you're in the mood for some epic, face-melting metal that will leave you begging for more, look no further than Thronehammer. Just be sure to wear your earplugs - you're going to need them.