Trust Me, I'm Still a Proctologist [ Vinyl / 12" Album Coloured Vinyl ]

As I eagerly pressed play on Chuggaboom's latest offering, "Trust Me, I'm Still a Proctologist," I couldn't help but anticipate a wild and wacky ride through the realms of metal madness. And oh, what a ride it was! From the opening track, "Proctology 101," it was clear that Chuggaboom were not here to play by the traditional metal rulebook. With a fusion of brutal breakdowns, cheeky lyrics, and infectious guitar riffs, this album packs a punch that is as unconventional as it is irresistible. Tracks like "Rectal Rampage" and "Gore-tastic Gastroenterologist" showcase the band's signature blend of humour and heaviness, making for a uniquely entertaining listening experience. The juxtaposition of guttural screams and absurdly funny lyrics is a masterstroke that sets Chuggaboom apart from the pack. However, it's not all fun and games on "Trust Me, I'm Still a Proctologist." Tracks like "Colonic Carnage" delve into darker, more introspective territory, showing a depth to Chuggaboom's songwriting that may surprise some listeners. In conclusion, Chuggaboom have once again proven why they are one of the most exciting and innovative bands in the metal scene today. "Trust Me, I'm Still a Proctologist" is a raucous, riotous romp that is sure to delight both fans of the band and newcomers alike. Trust me, this album is one proctological adventure you won't want to miss.

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