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The Theory of Absolutely Nothing [ Vinyl / 12" Album ]

The Theory of Absolutely Nothing

SKU: V76899 Barcode: 0067003122917
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Format: Vinyl / 12" Album

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  • Released Date: 21 Aug 2020

  • Genre: Rock/Pop

Our Take

Ah, dear readers, brace yourselves for a journey through the whimsical world of ALEX THE ASTRONAUT's latest album, "The Theory Of Absolutely Nothing." This Australian singer-songwriter has crafted a delightful collection of tracks that will have you pondering life's great mysteries while tapping your toes in sheer delight.

From the upbeat opener "Happy Song" to the poignant ballad "Lost," ALEX THE ASTRONAUT showcases her storytelling prowess with lyrics that are as clever as they are relatable. With her effortless folk-pop sound and witty observations on life, love, and everything in between, it's no wonder she's quickly becoming a rising star in the music scene.

The standout track, "I Think You're Great," is a heartfelt ode to friendship and connection that is sure to have you reaching for the tissues. And who could forget the infectious groove of "Caught in the Middle," a track that perfectly captures the feeling of being stuck in limbo?

Overall, "The Theory Of Absolutely Nothing" is a charming and thoughtful album that will leave you with a warm fuzzy feeling in your heart. So grab a cup of tea, sit back, and let ALEX THE ASTRONAUT take you on a musical journey that is truly out of this world. Cheers to that, mate!

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About the artist

Alex the Astronaut

ALEX THE ASTRONAUT is not your average musician. Hailing from Sydney, Australia, this singer-songwriter has taken the indie folk scene by storm with her unique blend of storytelling and catchy melodies. With a name that sounds like she's ready to blast off into the stratosphere, Alex has a knack for creating music that is out of this world. Her lyrics are as sharp as a razor blade, cutting through the noise of everyday life with poignant observations and witty wordplay. From tackling social issues to exploring the complexities of love and relationships, Alex's songs can make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. But it's not just her lyrical prowess that sets Alex apart. Her ability to command the stage with just her guitar and her charming personality makes her a true force to be reckoned with. Whether she's playing to a sold-out crowd at a music festival or serenading a small, intimate audience in a coffee shop, Alex knows how to captivate an audience and leave them wanting more. With a string of well-received EPs and a debut album under her belt, Alex has already established herself as a rising star in the music industry. And with her infectious energy and undeniable talent, it's only a matter of time before she's playing on the biggest stages in the world. So do yourself a favor and check out ALEX THE ASTRONAUT. Trust us, you won't regret it. And who knows, maybe you'll be lucky enough to catch her live before she rockets off to superstardom.

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