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The JDs

The Texas Chain Store Manager [ Vinyl / 12" Album ]

The Texas Chain Store Manager

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Format: Vinyl / 12" Album

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  • Released Date: 07 May 2021

  • Genre: Dance

Our Take

JDS's latest album "The Texas Chain Store Manager" is a wild ride through the aisles of Americana-infused punk rock. From the opening track "Customer Dissatisfaction" to the closing anthem "Minimum Wage Blues," this record is a raucous celebration of working-class grit and determination.

The band's frontman, Johnny "Shredder" Smith, delivers raw, throat-shredding vocals that perfectly complement the blistering guitar riffs and pounding drums. His lyrics are a mix of dark humour and biting social commentary, exploring themes of corporate greed, dead-end jobs, and the struggle to make ends meet in modern America.

Tracks like "Checkout Line Chaos" and "Bargain Basement Blues" showcase JDS's knack for crafting catchy, anthemic choruses that will have you singing along in no time. But don't be fooled by the infectious melodies - there's a depth and complexity to the songwriting here that sets JDS apart from their peers.

"The Texas Chain Store Manager" is a defiant middle finger to the powers that be, a rallying cry for the downtrodden and disillusioned. It's an album that demands to be played loud, preferably while flipping off your boss or dancing on the checkout counter. JDS may be the underdog of the music industry, but with albums like this, they're sure to carve out a space all their own. Let the revolution rock on.

Track Listing
Disc: 1
1. Poinsettias
2. Store Detective
3. Duraflame (Crackle Mix)
4. Kitty Litter
5. Diaper Astronaut
6. Olive Bar
7. Coin Star
8. Proust (Produce Aisle Mix)
9. Checkout! (Raving in the Self-Service Line Mix)


Disc: 2
1. Kitty Litter (Single Cell Orchestra Mix)
2. Proust (Version 1)
3. Autobahn (Express Lane Flavor-Aid Mix)
4. Proust (Version 2)
5. Proust (Version 3)
6. Shelf Stacker

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About the artist

The JDs

Profile: JDSin Hailing from the depths of East London, JDSin is the enigmatic artist causing a stir in the music scene with his unique blend of electronic beats and soulful vocals. Known for his eclectic sound and genre-defying style, JDSin brings a fresh perspective to the world of music. With a background in music production and a keen ear for experimentation, JDSin is not afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered mainstream. His music is a melting pot of influences, ranging from old-school hip-hop to futuristic electronica, resulting in a sound that is both nostalgic and cutting-edge. But it's not just his music that sets JDSin apart from the crowd. With his charismatic stage presence and quirky sense of humour, JDSin brings a sense of fun and playfulness to his performances. Whether he's jumping around the stage or engaging with the crowd, there's never a dull moment when JDSin is in the spotlight. From sold-out shows in hipster hotspots to collaborations with top artists in the industry, JDSin is making waves and turning heads wherever he goes. With his infectious energy and infectious tunes, it's no wonder that JDSin is quickly becoming a household name in the music world. So if you're looking for something fresh, something different, something that will make you dance and make you think, look no further than JDSin. This is one artist that is definitely worth keeping an eye on.

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