The Bastard
The Bastard
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Format: Vinyl / 12" Album

Our Take
Our Take
Album Review: HAMMERS OF MISFORTUNE - The Bastard
Prepare to be whisked away on a whirlwind of musical mayhem with Hammers of Misfortune's latest release, "The Bastard." This eclectic album has more twists and turns than a quintessentially British roundabout, offering a cornucopia of sonic delights for even the most discerning of listeners.
From the moment the first notes of "The Bastard" ring out, you know you're in for a wild ride. The band effortlessly blends elements of traditional heavy metal with folk and progressive rock, creating a truly unique sound that keeps you on your toes throughout the entire record.
Lead vocalist and mastermind behind Hammers of Misfortune, John Cobbett, delivers an inspired performance, showcasing his impressive range and emotional depth on every track. The rest of the band members also shine, with intricate guitar solos, thunderous drumming, and haunting keyboard melodies weaving together to create a rich tapestry of sound.
Standout tracks include the mind-bending "The Velvet Inquisition" and the epic closer "The Dragon Is Summoned," both of which showcase Hammers of Misfortune's songwriting prowess and musicianship at its finest.
Overall, "The Bastard" is a triumph for Hammers of Misfortune, solidifying their status as one of the most innovative and boundary-pushing bands in the metal scene today. So grab a cup of tea, sit back, and let yourself be swept away by this sonic adventure – you won't be disappointed. Cheers!
Track Listing
Track Listing
1. The Dragon Is Summoned
2. The Bastard Sapling
3. On Wings of Vengeance
4. Hunting Tyrant
5. You Should Have Slain Me
6. An Oath Sworn in Hell
7. The Blood Ax Speaks
8. Tyrant Dies
9. The Witch's Dance
10. The Prophesy Has Two Meanings
11. The New King's Lament
12. For the Ax
13. Troll's March
14. Sacrifice the End
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Delivery & Returns
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About the artist
Hammers of Misfortune
Hammers of Misfortune are like that eccentric uncle who shows up to the family reunion wearing a top hat and playing the accordion. Led by the enigmatic talent of John Cobbett, this San Francisco-based band has been crafting their own unique brand of progressive metal for over two decades. Their sound is a glorious mishmash of epic storytelling, intricate guitar work, and soaring vocals that will have you headbanging one minute and reaching for a tissue the next. With influences ranging from Thin Lizzy to King Diamond, Hammers of Misfortune have carved out a niche for themselves in the metal scene that is as unpredictable as it is unforgettable. Their latest album, "Dead Revolution," is a sonic smorgasbord that showcases their ability to seamlessly blend genres and defy expectations. From the haunting opener "The Velvet Inquisition" to the bombastic closer "Days of '49," this is a rollercoaster ride of an album that will leave you breathless and begging for more. So, if you're tired of the same old cookie-cutter metal bands and are craving something a bit more offbeat, look no further than Hammers of Misfortune. With their larger-than-life stage presence and a discography that is as diverse as it is daring, this is a band that is not to be missed. Give them a listen, and prepare to have your mind blown.
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