The Art of Crucifying
The Art of Crucifying
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Format: Vinyl / 12" Album Coloured Vinyl (Limited Edition)

Our Take
Our Take
Jumpin' Jesus's latest album, "The Art of Crucifying," is a wild rollercoaster ride of sound that leaves you questioning your own sanity. The German electro-industrial band has never been afraid to push boundaries, but this album takes things to a whole new level. From the opening track, "Sacred Blasphemy," to the haunting closer, "Resurrection Blues," Jumpin' Jesus delivers a relentless onslaught of distorted vocals, pounding drums, and screeching guitars.
The production on "The Art of Crucifying" is top-notch, with every instrument and effect meticulously layered to create a dense wall of sound. The band's trademark blend of industrial, metal, and punk influences is on full display here, creating a truly unique sonic landscape that is equal parts chaotic and mesmerizing.
Lyrically, Jumpin' Jesus doesn't hold back either. Songs like "Blood for Blood" and "Crucifiction" tackle heavy themes of religion, violence, and human depravity with brutal honesty. It's not for the faint of heart, but for those willing to dive deep into the darkness, there are rewards to be found.
Overall, "The Art of Crucifying" is a challenging listen, but one that is ultimately rewarding for those who can handle its intensity. Jumpin' Jesus may not be for everyone, but for fans of experimental music that pushes the boundaries of what is considered "normal," this album is a must-listen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown.
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