Teenage Jesus & the Jerks
Teenage Jesus & the Jerks
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Format: Cassette Tape (Coloured)

Our Take
Our Take
Ah, Teenage Jesus & The Jerks, the band with a name as rebellious as their sound.
This pink cassette release is a raw, unapologetic assault on the senses, with Lydia Lunch's haunting vocals cutting through the chaotic instrumentation like a knife through butter.
The opening track, "Orphans," sets the tone for the rest of the album, with its screeching guitars and pounding drums creating a sense of urgency that never lets up.
Tracks like "Popularity is So Boring" and "The Closet" showcase the band's ability to create abrasive, claustrophobic soundscapes that leave you feeling slightly uncomfortable, but in the best possible way.
Despite the album's short running time, clocking in at just over 15 minutes, Teenage Jesus & The Jerks manage to pack a punch with every track, leaving you wanting more.
Overall, this pink cassette release is a must-have for any fan of experimental punk music, a true gem that deserves a spot in your collection. So go ahead, pick up a copy and let Teenage Jesus & The Jerks take you on a wild, exhilarating ride. You won't regret it.
Track Listing
Track Listing
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
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About the artist
Teenage Jesus & the Jerks
Profile: TEENAGE JESUS & THE JERKS If you haven't heard of TEENAGE JESUS & THE JERKS, then you clearly haven't been paying attention to the underground music scene. Led by the enigmatic Lydia Lunch, this band has been causing a stir since the late 1970s with their raw, confrontational punk sound. Hailing from New York City, TEENAGE JESUS & THE JERKS are not your average band. Their music is a cacophony of screeching guitars, pounding drums, and Lydia Lunch's unmistakable vocals, which range from haunting whispers to guttural screams. It's not for the faint-hearted, but for those who dare to listen, it's a visceral experience like no other. Lydia Lunch is a force to be reckoned with. With her fearless attitude and no-holds-barred approach to music, she has become a cult figure in the punk scene. And with the rest of the band backing her up, TEENAGE JESUS & THE JERKS are a force to be reckoned with on stage. Their live shows are legendary, with Lunch prowling the stage like a caged animal, while the band unleashes a barrage of noise that is both exhilarating and terrifying. It's a visceral experience that leaves you feeling both exhausted and exhilarated. In a world of polished pop stars and manufactured bands, TEENAGE JESUS & THE JERKS are a breath of fresh air. They don't care about fitting in or playing by the rules - they just want to make music that challenges, provokes, and inspires. And for that, we salute them.
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