Technical virginity
Technical virginity
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Our Take
Our Take
Album review: Satanized Technical Virginity - Self-titled
Let's set the scene, shall we? You're lounging on your velvet chaise longue, sipping on a glass of absinthe, when suddenly, you stumble upon Satanized Technical Virginity's self-titled debut album. You may find yourself wondering: "What exactly is Satanized Technical Virginity?" Well, my dear readers, allow me to enlighten you.
This album is a cacophony of sonic madness, a deluge of blistering guitar riffs, thunderous drum beats, and vocals that sound like they were summoned from the depths of hell itself. From the opening track "Satan's Serenade" to the closing notes of "Luciferian Lullaby," Satanized Technical Virginity takes you on a journey through the darkest corners of the musical underworld.
But don't let the name fool you - there's a surprising level of technical skill on display here. The musicianship is top-notch, with intricate guitar solos and mind-bending time signature changes that will leave even the most seasoned music aficionado scratching their head in awe.
Of course, this album won't be to everyone's taste. If you're looking for catchy hooks and radio-friendly choruses, you won't find them here. But if you have a taste for the avant-garde, the experimental, the downright weird, then Satanized Technical Virginity is sure to tickle your fancy.
In conclusion, Satanized Technical Virginity's self-titled album is a wild ride from start to finish. It may not be for the faint of heart, but for those willing to take the plunge into the abyss of musical madness, it's a journey you won't soon forget. So grab your pitchforks, dear readers, and prepare to be Satanized.
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