Tales from the Megaplex
Tales from the Megaplex
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Our Take
Our Take
The latest offering from the enigmatic Count Vaseline, "Tales From The Megaplex," is a delightfully strange journey through the underbelly of the music industry. With a sound that can only be described as a mix of psychedelic rock, punk, and electronica, Count Vaseline manages to create a sonic landscape that is both familiar and completely alien.
Tracks like "Neon Nightmare" and "Plastic Fantastic" are filled with off-kilter melodies and quirky lyrics that will have you scratching your head in the best possible way. The album's production is top-notch, with every instrument and sound effect coming through crisp and clear.
Count Vaseline's voice is a revelation, with a unique tone and delivery that adds an extra layer of weirdness to an already offbeat album. His lyrics are cryptic and absurd, but somehow manage to strike a chord with the listener on a deeper level.
Overall, "Tales From The Megaplex" is a wild ride that is not for the faint of heart. Count Vaseline is unapologetically weird, and we wouldn't have it any other way. If you're looking for something different, something challenging, and something utterly hilarious, then this album is for you. Strap in, because Count Vaseline is about to take you on a trip you won't soon forget.
Track Listing
Track Listing
1. Tales from the Megaplex
2. Hail Hail John Cale
3. I'll Be Your Johnny On the Spot
4. Texas Band
5. Heavy Is the Head That Wears the Crown
6. Song for Tom
7. What's Your Name, Where Are You From, What Are You On?
8. Town of Horseheads
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
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About the artist
Count Vaseline
COUNT VASELINE is the enigmatic frontman of the self-described "garage glam punk" band of the same name. With a penchant for outlandish antics both on and off stage, COUNT VASELINE is a true force to be reckoned with in the UK music scene. Known for his signature wild hair and eccentric fashion choices, COUNT VASELINE brings a unique energy to every performance, captivating audiences with his raw, unfiltered vocals and unapologetically raucous guitar riffs. Drawing inspiration from the likes of T. Rex and The Stooges, COUNT VASELINE puts his own spin on classic rock and roll, infusing it with a modern edge that is as infectious as it is electrifying. Despite his larger-than-life persona, COUNT VASELINE is a surprisingly down-to-earth character, often engaging with fans on social media and sharing behind-the-scenes glimpses into the creative process. With a string of well-received singles and EPs under his belt, COUNT VASELINE is poised to take the music world by storm. His fearless approach to songwriting and performance sets him apart from his peers, earning him a loyal following of devoted fans who can't get enough of his unapologetically rebellious spirit. Keep an eye on COUNT VASELINE - this rising star is on the brink of something truly special in the world of rock and roll.
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