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Chance Operation

Spare Beauty
[ Vinyl ]

Spare Beauty

SKU: V137250 Barcode: 8056099007613
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Format: Vinyl

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  • Released Date: 04 Jul 2025

  • Genre: -NA-

Our Take

Let me just start by saying, if you're looking for an album to put on when your grandma comes over for tea and scones, look no further than Chance Operation's "Spare Beauty." This album is the auditory equivalent of a warm hug from your nan, if your nan happened to have a penchant for experimental jazz fusion. From the moment you press play, you're transported into a whimsical world of musical mayhem. The opening track "Jazz Hands" is a cacophony of horns, synths, and a kazoo (yes, a kazoo) that somehow manages to come together in a harmonious cacophony of sound. It's like if John Coltrane and Bjork had a lovechild and raised it on a steady diet of psychedelic mushrooms. As the album progresses, you're taken on a wild ride through a sonic jungle of funky beats, otherworldly vocals, and enough unexpected twists and turns to make your head spin faster than a vinyl record on a turntable. Tracks like "Funky Monkey" and "Disco Inferno" will have you grooving like it's 1978 and you're at Studio 54, while slower, more contemplative numbers like "Moonlight Sonata" and "Raindrops on Roses" will leave you feeling like you're floating on a cloud made of marshmallows. In conclusion, Chance Operation's "Spare Beauty" is a truly unique listening experience that will leave you both scratching your head in confusion and tapping your toes in delight. So go ahead, pour yourself a cuppa, pop this album on the record player, and let the music take you on a whimsical journey unlike any other. Just don't blame me if you find yourself pulling out that old kazoo from the back of your closet.

Delivery & Returns

Delivery 

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  • Orders under £20 - £3.49 Postage Fee.
  • Next Day Delivery and International Shipping Options Available.

When Will My Order Arrive?

  • Usually dispatched within 24 hours.
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  • We’ll aim to dispatch pre-orders so that you receive them on the release date.
  • For orders back in stock soon, we expect to receive more stock within a week and will dispatch your order as soon as the stock has arrived.

Returns

  • We’re happy to accept returns for unwanted items provided that they’re returned within 14 days of receipt, unopened, unused and in perfect condition.