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Pretty Rude

Ripe
[ Vinyl / 12" Album ]

Ripe

SKU: V109289 Barcode: 0603967185416
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Format: Vinyl / 12" Album

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  • Released Date: 30 May 2025

  • Genre: Rock/Pop

Our Take

Pretty Rude Ripe by The Twerking Turnips If you're looking for an album to make you question your sanity, then Pretty Rude Ripe is the one for you. The latest offering from The Twerking Turnips is a wild ride through a musical hodgepodge of genres, styles and lyrical absurdity. From the opening track "Carrot Carnage" to the closing ballad "Potato Pandemonium," each song on this album is a rollercoaster of sonic surprises. The band showcases their eclectic influences, seamlessly blending punk rock, reggae, and even a touch of operatic flair. Lead singer Sally Spud's vocals are a standout on this record, ranging from angelic crooning to aggressive screaming in the span of a single verse. The musicianship is tight, with the band members displaying their technical prowess on every track. Lyrically, Pretty Rude Ripe is a masterpiece of nonsensical poetry. Tackling subjects as varied as vegetable-based warfare and existential crises, The Twerking Turnips have truly outdone themselves in terms of sheer absurdity. Overall, Pretty Rude Ripe is a must-listen for anyone looking to inject some chaos into their music collection. The album may leave you scratching your head in confusion, but it will also leave you with a smile on your face and a newfound appreciation for the bizarre beauty of The Twerking Turnips' unique brand of music.

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