Relax You're Nearly Dead
Relax You're Nearly Dead
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Our Take
Our Take
Album Review: Rampton Release Date - "Relax, You're Nearly Dead"
In a world where music seems to take itself far too seriously, Rampton Release Date is here to remind us all to chill the bloody hell out. With their latest album "Relax, You're Nearly Dead," this wacky bunch of Brits delivers a smorgasbord of quirky tunes that are sure to put a smile on your face.
From the opening track "Tea and Biscuits" to the closing ballad "Mind the Gap," Rampton Release Date takes listeners on a wild ride through the absurdities of life. The band's unique blend of indie rock and post-punk influences creates a sound that is both familiar and fresh, with catchy hooks that will have you tapping your foot without even realizing it.
Lead singer Nigel Wanker's deadpan delivery adds an extra layer of charm to the album, as he croons about everything from the joys of a proper cuppa to the existential dread of commuting on the tube. And let's not forget about the band's knack for hilarious song titles, with tracks like "Fish and Chips for Breakfast" and "Bloody Hell, Not Another Queue" proving that Rampton Release Date isn't afraid to have a laugh at their own expense.
So if you're in need of a musical pick-me-up, look no further than "Relax, You're Nearly Dead." It may not take itself too seriously, but that's exactly what makes it so bloody brilliant. Cheers to Rampton Release Date for reminding us all to relax and enjoy the ride.
Track Listing
Track Listing
1. Intro
2. I'm Hit
3. Phone No's, Attitude And Drugs
4. Hell Is Self Made
5. The Violence
6. I'm Surrounded
7. Go Home
8. This Confession
9. The Bullet
10. Give Them What They Want
11. Don't Suffocate Your Sister
12. I've Been Like This For Years
13. The Wrong Life
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
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About the artist
The Rampton Release Date
As a music reviewer with a penchant for all things bold and genre-defying, Rampton Release Date is a breath of fresh air in a world saturated with cookie-cutter pop stars and uninspired album releases. Hailing from the eclectic music scene of Manchester, this enigmatic artist has been making waves with their unique blend of electronic beats, catchy melodies, and thought-provoking lyrics. Ever since their debut EP dropped in 2017, Rampton Release Date has been captivating audiences with their infectious energy and boundary-pushing sound. Mixing elements of synth-pop, indie rock, and dance music, their music is a vibrant kaleidoscope of influences that refuses to be pigeonholed into one genre. But what truly sets Rampton Release Date apart is their unparalleled stage presence. With a live show that is equal parts psychedelic circus and intimate confessional, this artist knows how to keep audiences on their toes and begging for more. From their elaborate costumes to their mesmerizing dance moves, every performance is a spectacle that leaves a lasting impression. In a world where authenticity is often in short supply, Rampton Release Date is a breath of fresh air. They fearlessly explore the complexities of love, identity, and self-expression through their music, creating a space where listeners can escape from the mundane and embrace the weird and wonderful. So if you're tired of the same old tunes and are in need of a musical adventure, look no further than Rampton Release Date. With their infectious energy, genre-bending sound, and captivating stage presence, this artist is sure to leave you wanting more.
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