Not Christmas Album
Not Christmas Album
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Format: Vinyl / 12" Album Coloured Vinyl

Our Take
Our Take
The Frantic Flintstones may not be a household name, but they certainly know how to shake things up in the world of rockabilly. Their latest release, aptly titled "Not Christmas Album", is a festive middle finger to the holiday season, filled with all the rebellion and chaos you would expect from these veteran musicians.
From the moment the needle drops on the coloured vinyl, you are transported to a world where Christmas carols are replaced with raucous guitar riffs and pounding drums. Tracks like "Santa Is a Punk Rocker" and "Jingle Hell Rock" are guaranteed to get you headbanging around the Christmas tree, while "Silent Night, Violent Night" adds a dark twist to the traditional hymn.
Lead singer Chuck Harvey's gravelly vocals cut through the mix like a chainsaw, delivering lyrics that are both hilarious and surprisingly poignant. The rest of the band keeps up the energy with tight musicianship and a devil-may-care attitude that is infectious.
Overall, "Not Christmas Album" is a wild ride through the seedy underbelly of the holiday season, painted in shades of black and red. It may not be everyone's cup of eggnog, but for those who like their Christmas music with a side of rebellion, this album is a must-listen. So grab a glass of mulled wine, crank up the volume, and let the Frantic Flintstones rock your stockings off.
Track Listing
Track Listing
1. Frantic
2. Wider Road to Hell
3. Honey Maker
4. Necro Blues
5. Oh Little Town of Bedrock
6. Gone Gone Well Gone (Harp Mix)
7. Alone Again/Round Mountain
8. Just Because
9. Santa Bring My Baby Back to Me
10. Santa Claus Is Back in Town
11. Blue Christmas
12. Ole Black Joe
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
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About the artist
Frantic Flintstones
With a name like Frantic Flintstones, you know you're in for a wild ride of rockabilly madness. This British band has been tearing up the music scene for over 30 years, combining punk rock energy with classic 1950s rock 'n' roll vibes. Fronted by the charismatic lead singer Chuck Harvey, Frantic Flintstones have a reputation for their high-octane live performances that leave audiences sweating and begging for more. With a voice that can go from smooth crooner to ferocious howler in the blink of an eye, Harvey commands the stage with a presence that is equal parts terrifying and captivating. The rest of the band provides the perfect backdrop for Harvey's antics, with ripping guitar solos, thundering drums, and slapping double bass that will have even the most stoic of listeners tapping their feet and nodding their heads. Frantic Flintstones' discography is a testament to their versatility and staying power in the ever-changing music industry. From their early days playing dingy punk clubs to headlining major festivals across Europe, this band has proven time and time again that they can rock with the best of them. So if you're looking for a musical experience that is equal parts nostalgic and electrifying, look no further than Frantic Flintstones. Just be sure to hold on tight, because once they start playing, there's no telling where the night will take you.
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