Never Buy Texas from a Cowboy
[ Vinyl / 12" Album ]

The Brides of Funkenstein - Never Buy Texas from a Cowboy If you're looking for a funky, fresh galactic ride through the interstellar grooves of P-Funk, look no further than The Brides of Funkenstein's sophomore album "Never Buy Texas from a Cowboy." Bursting with sass, soul, and plenty of funkadelic fun, this LP is a cosmic whirlwind of celestial beats that will have you shaking your booty from here to Zeta Reticuli. From the moment the opening track "Disco to Go" kicks in with its infectious bassline and sassy vocals, you know you're in for a wild ride. The vocal harmonies between the Brides are tighter than a pair of disco pants, and the funky instrumentation will have you feeling like you've been transported straight to Parliament-Funkadelic's Mothership. Tracks like "Smoke Signals" and "War Ship Touchante" showcase the Brides' ability to blend elements of R&B, soul, and funk into a seamless sonic tapestry that is as groovy as it is irresistible. And let's not forget about the album's titular track, which is a bold and brassy anthem that will have you singing along in no time. Overall, "Never Buy Texas from a Cowboy" is a must-listen for any fan of funk music. So grab your platform shoes, your glittery disco ball, and get ready to boogie down with The Brides of Funkenstein. It's a wild ride that you won't want to miss.