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Merry Xmas Darling [ CD / Album ]

Merry Xmas Darling

SKU: CD51939 Barcode: 0711792942408
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  • Released Date: 19 May 2023

  • Genre: Rock/Pop

Our Take

Various Artists have come together this holiday season to bring us "Merry Xmas Darling", a collection of festive tunes that will either have you dancing around the Christmas tree or sobbing into your eggnog.

The album kicks off with a spirited rendition of "All I Want for Christmas is You" by Mariah Carey, which is guaranteed to get even the most stoic Scrooge in the holiday spirit. However, things take a turn for the worse with William Shatner's spoken word version of "Jingle Bells", which may have you questioning if this whole Christmas thing is actually a good idea.

The standout track on the album is a jazzy cover of "Let It Snow" by the incomparable Ella Fitzgerald. Her smooth vocals and sultry tones will have you reaching for the mistletoe faster than you can say "ho ho ho". Unfortunately, this track is followed by a truly cringe-worthy rap remix of "Santa Baby" featuring Lil Pump, which should come with a warning label for those with delicate ears.

Overall, "Merry Xmas Darling" is a mixed bag of holiday hits and misses. While there are definitely some gems to be found, there are also a fair share of lump-of-coal-worthy tracks. Approach with caution, and remember: it's all in the spirit of Christmas...right?

Track Listing

Disc: 1
1. Deck the Halls
2. King of the Holidays
3. Christmastime Is Here
4. Seafood By the Sea
5. Everything That Lives
6. Couldn't Care Less Its Christmas
7. Merry Christmas Darling
8. Start the Carvery
9. Begins Goodbye
10. Silent Night
11. Return
12. X-mass
13. Merry Xmas Everyone
14. Christmas Come Callin'
15. Its Christmas Time
16. You Trashed My Christmas
17. Holly and the Ivy
18. Xmas Greetings

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About the artist

Various Artists

Various Artists is a prolific and mysterious musician who has taken the music industry by storm with their innovative and eclectic sound. With a name like Various Artists, you never quite know what you're going to get, but one thing is for sure - it's always a wild ride. Hailing from parts unknown, Various Artists has managed to keep their identity shrouded in secrecy, adding to the intrigue surrounding their music. Their ability to seamlessly blend genres and styles is unparalleled, creating a sonic landscape that is as unpredictable as it is captivating. From experimental electronic beats to soulful ballads, Various Artists has proven time and time again that they are a musical chameleon, able to adapt and excel in any genre they choose to explore. Their music is a breath of fresh air in a world filled with cookie-cutter pop stars and generic hits. With a dedicated fanbase that spans across the globe, Various Artists has solidified their status as a true musical powerhouse. Their live shows are a sight to behold, with a level of energy and passion that is unmatched by their peers. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a casual listener, one thing is for certain - you won't be able to resist the infectious charm and undeniable talent of Various Artists. Keep an eye out for their next release, because with them, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

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