Invasion of the Porky Men
Invasion of the Porky Men
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Format: Vinyl / 12" Album

Our Take
Our Take
Ah, the delightful chaos that is ENGLISH DOGS and their latest offering "Invasion Of The Porky Men." This album is like a slap in the face with a wet, smelly fish - you're not quite sure what just hit you, but you can't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.
The band's unique blend of punk rock and metal is on full display here, with blistering guitar riffs, thunderous drums, and vocals that sound like they've been filtered through a meat grinder. It's raw, it's loud, and it's unapologetically in-your-face.
Tracks like "Bangers And Mash" and "Pork Pie Hat" will have you headbanging like a maniac, while "Tea Time Terror" and "Bloody Hell, Guv'nor" offer a more tongue-in-cheek take on British culture. The lyrics are hilariously absurd, with references to everything from pub fights to cricket matches to the queen herself.
Overall, "Invasion Of The Porky Men" is a wild ride from start to finish, filled with energy, humor, and a healthy dose of irreverence. It may not be for everyone, but for those willing to embrace the madness, it's a damn good time. Grab a pint, crank up the volume, and let ENGLISH DOGS take you on a musical journey unlike any other. Cheers, mate!
Track Listing
Track Listing
1. The Fall of Max
2. Word War 2
3. Your Country
4. Blind Man
5. Mercenary
6. Never Die
7. Astrophs Waiting
8. Newsflash
9. Ghost of the Past
10. Carol
11. Spoils of War
12. Cranked Up Really High
13. Invasion of the Porky Men
14. Caveman Brain
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
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About the artist
English Dogs
English Dogs are a legendary British punk band that have been tearing up stages and eardrums since the early 1980s. Hailing from Grantham, Lincolnshire, this ferocious foursome is known for their hard-hitting music, rebellious attitude, and infectious energy. With a career spanning over four decades, English Dogs have released a slew of critically acclaimed albums, including their groundbreaking debut "Forward Into Battle" and the classic "Where Legend Began." Their unique blend of punk, metal, and hardcore has earned them a loyal fanbase around the world, and their live shows are nothing short of electrifying. Fronted by the charismatic and enigmatic vocalist Adie Bailey, English Dogs are a force to be reckoned with on the stage. Bailey's raw and powerful vocals perfectly complement the band's blistering riffs and thunderous rhythms, creating a sound that is as catchy as it is aggressive. English Dogs' music is a fierce and unapologetic call to arms, tackling issues of social injustice, political corruption, and the struggles of everyday life. Their lyrics are confrontational and thought-provoking, challenging listeners to question the status quo and fight for change. Whether you're a die-hard punk fan or just looking for some high-energy music to get the blood pumping, English Dogs are a band that you do not want to miss. So grab a pint, lace up your boots, and get ready to mosh your heart out with one of the UK's most iconic punk bands.
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