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Hans Brinker Or the Silver Skates
Hans Brinker Or the Silver Skates
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Format: CD / Album
Our Take
Our Take
If only Hans Brinker himself could skate on water, because this album is truly a sinking ship. Hugh Martin's latest release, "Hans Brinker Or The Silver Skates," is a cacophony of discordant melodies and uninspired lyrics that left me feeling more frostbitten than dazzled.
From the opening track, "Frozen Pond Blues," it's clear that Martin is trying to channel his inner ice skater, but instead, he comes off as a clumsy oaf stumbling around on the rink. The repetitive hooks and lacklustre instrumentals make for a monotonous listening experience that left me wondering if Hans Brinker himself would be able to salvage this mess.
Tracks like "Skating on Thin Ice" and "Winter Wonderland Woes" attempt to capture the magic of a winter wonderland, but end up falling flat. Martin's attempts at humor and whimsy feel forced, like a bad stand-up comedian telling jokes on thin ice.
Overall, "Hans Brinker Or The Silver Skates" is a lukewarm offering from a musician who should stick to solid ground. With lackluster production and forgettable melodies, this album is one slippery slope you'll want to avoid. Save yourself the trouble and steer clear of this icy disaster.
Track Listing
Track Listing
1. Ice
2. I'm A Very Lucky Boy
3. I Happen to Love You
4. Silver Skates
5. Trinka Brinker
6. Clop, Clop, Clop
7. The More the Merrier
8. Hello Springtime
9. Ice
10. Young Love
11. Red Sails in the Sunset
12. Ninety-nine Ways
13. I'm a Runaway
14. The Gentleman in the Next Apartment
15. Make Yourself Comfortable
16. Any Questions
17. You Never Gave It A Try
18. You Did, You Did
19. Please Wait for Me
20. The Test of Time
21. Tall Boy
22. He Never Looks My Way
23. Love Sick
24. Miracle Man
25. In My Own Little Corner
26. C'mon Over
27. If You Don't Love Me
28. Zero Hour
29. No Sleep Till Dawn
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About the artist
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Hugh Martin is not your typical musical confection. With a voice that can soothe even the most cynical of souls and a knack for creating catchy, relatable lyrics, this talented singer-songwriter is quickly making a name for himself in the industry. Hailing from the bustling streets of London, Martin has taken the British music scene by storm with his unique blend of indie pop and folk influences. Known for his quirky stage presence and infectious energy, Martin has captivated audiences with his soulful vocals and earnest storytelling. His music is a refreshing departure from the cookie-cutter pop songs that dominate the airwaves, offering listeners an authentic and genuine experience that is both relatable and thought-provoking. With a discography that boasts hits such as "Sunshine in the Rain" and "Dancing in the Moonlight," Martin has proven himself to be a versatile and talented artist who is unafraid to push the boundaries of traditional music genres. Whether he's crooning about lost love or celebrating the joys of everyday life, Martin's music is always infused with a sense of optimism and sincerity that is impossible to resist. In a world where authenticity is often hard to come by, Hugh Martin stands out as a shining example of what it means to be a true artist. With his infectious melodies, heartfelt lyrics, and charming personality, Martin is destined to become a household name in the music industry. So sit back, relax, and let Hugh Martin serenade you with his soulful tunes – you won't be disappointed.
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