God Don't Make No Junk
God Don't Make No Junk
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Format: Vinyl / 12" Album

Our Take
Our Take
The Halo Benders have returned, and with them, the promise of quirky, off-kilter indie rock that refuses to be pigeonholed. "God Don't Make No Junk" is a testament to their unique blend of lo-fi charm and infectious energy.
From the opening track, "Don't Touch My Bikini," it's clear that this album is going to be a wild ride. The playful lyrics and jangly guitars create a sound that is both nostalgic and completely fresh. It's like taking a trip back to the heyday of 90s indie rock, but with a modern twist.
Frontman Doug Martsch's distinctive vocals are a perfect match for the band's unconventional sound. His delivery is both earnest and cheeky, adding an extra layer of charm to each track. The band's chemistry is undeniable, with each member bringing something special to the table.
Tracks like "Buzz The Boss" and "Bomb Shelter" showcase the band's ability to craft catchy, hook-filled songs that stick in your head long after the album is over. It's impossible not to tap your foot along to the infectious rhythms and sing along to the quirky lyrics.
Overall, "God Don't Make No Junk" is a testament to the Halo Benders' enduring creativity and unapologetic weirdness. It's a refreshing break from the cookie-cutter sound of mainstream music, and a reminder that there's still plenty of innovation to be found in the world of indie rock. So grab your headphones, press play, and let the Halo Benders take you on a musical journey unlike any other.
Track Listing
Track Listing
1. Snowfall
2. Don't Touch My Bikini
3. Will Work for Food
4. Freedom Ride
5. Sit On It
6. Canned Oxygen
7. Scarin
8. On a Tip
9. I Can't Believe It's True
10. Big Rock Candy Mountain
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
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About the artist
The Halo Benders
Halo Benders, the brainchild of indie rock legends Calvin Johnson and Doug Martsch, are a band that defies categorisation. With their unique blend of lo-fi garage rock, punk energy, and infectious pop melodies, the Halo Benders have been pushing boundaries and breaking rules since the early 90s. Fronted by the enigmatic Johnson, whose deadpan vocals and witty lyricism have become synonymous with the band's sound, the Halo Benders are a force to be reckoned with. Martsch, best known as the frontman of indie rock darlings Built to Spill, brings his signature guitar wizardry to the table, creating a sonic landscape that is as unpredictable as it is captivating. Their debut album, "God Don't Make No Trash or Up Your Ass With Broken Glass," was met with critical acclaim upon its release in 1994, cementing the band's status as one of the most exciting and innovative acts in the underground music scene. Since then, they have released a string of critically acclaimed albums, including "The Rebels Not In" and "Don't Tell Me Now," each showcasing the band's unparalleled musicianship and infectious energy. With their infectious hooks, witty lyrics, and raucous live performances, the Halo Benders are a band that defies expectations and breaks boundaries. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a newcomer to their music, one thing's for sure - you won't be able to resist the irresistible charms of the Halo Benders.
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