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The Pachinko Fake

Flakes - A Collection of Fine Songs [ CD / Album ]

Flakes - A Collection of Fine Songs

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  • Released Date: 03 Aug 2018

  • Genre: Rock/Pop

Our Take

PACHINKO FAKE Flakes, a band so obscure even Google struggles to find information on them, has graced us with their latest offering, "A Collection of Fine Songs." And fine they are, if you enjoy the musical equivalent of someone constantly changing the radio station.

From the opening track, "Soggy Cornflakes," which sounds like an out-of-tune accordion being played by a cat, to the closing ballad "Leftover Crumbs," where lead singer Terry Marmalade attempts to hit a high note but instead breaks a window, this album is as inconsistent as a British summer.

The standout track has to be "Marmite Madness," a jarring blend of heavy metal guitar riffs and kazoo solos that leaves you wondering if you love it or hate it. The lyrics are a surreal mix of breakfast-themed puns and existential angst, showcasing the band's ability to make you ponder the meaning of life while craving a bowl of Cheerios.

Overall, "A Collection of Fine Songs" may not be everyone's cup of tea, but for those willing to embrace the weird and wonderful world of PACHINKO FAKE Flakes, it's a musical rollercoaster ride you won't want to get off. Just make sure you have a box of tissues on hand, as you may experience spontaneous laughter or tears (or both).

Track Listing
Disc: 1
1. Get Out of My Face
2. Existence
3. Sugarless Candy
4. Comfort
5. Closer to the Sky
6. Cool
7. He Made Love to a Six Pack
8. Leben Und Sterben in Hamburg
9. Push Me Before I Fall
10. Hey DJ, Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
11. Simple Mind
12. Movin'
13. Eat Me Up (Before You Go Go)
14. Mainichi
15. Jet Lag

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About the artist

The Pachinko Fake

PACHINKO FAKE burst onto the music scene like a firework in a rainy London sky. With a sound that's as unpredictable as their name, this elusive artist has been making waves with their genre-defying music. Hailing from the depths of the underground music scene, PACHINKO FAKE has been described as a musical chameleon, effortlessly blending elements of electronic, punk, and jazz into a sound that is uniquely their own. Their debut album, "Neon Circus," is a sonic journey that will take you on a rollercoaster ride through neon-lit streets and smoky underground clubs. But don't let their avant-garde sound fool you - PACHINKO FAKE is not just about pushing boundaries, they're also a powerhouse performer. Their live shows are a whirlwind of energy and emotion, leaving audiences both exhilarated and exhausted. As a music reviewer with decades of experience under my belt, I can confidently say that PACHINKO FAKE is a true artist in every sense of the word. Their music is like a breath of fresh air in a stale industry, and I can't wait to see where their journey takes them next. So if you're looking for a music artist who is equal parts talented and enigmatic, look no further than PACHINKO FAKE. Trust me, you won't be disappointed.

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