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The Bland

Each Bend I Pass [ CD / Album ]

Each Bend I Pass

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  • Released Date: 25 May 2018

  • Genre: Rock/Pop

Our Take

BLAND's latest album, Each Bend I Pass, is a journey through the mundane that somehow manages to be both forgettable and soul-suckingly dull. The band's attempt at creating a unique sound falls flat as they stumble through generic chord progressions and lacklustre lyrics that fail to make any lasting impact.

From the opening track "Yawn Fest" to the closing number "Snoozeville", BLAND takes listeners on a painfully uneventful sonic adventure that leaves you wondering why you wasted your time listening in the first place. The lack of energy and passion in each song is palpable, making it difficult to stay engaged for the entirety of the album.

While BLAND may have had good intentions with Each Bend I Pass, the end result is a disappointing collection of songs that fail to leave any sort of lasting impression. With forgettable melodies and uninspired arrangements, it's clear that this band is in desperate need of a creative spark to inject some life into their music.

Overall, BLAND's Each Bend I Pass is a snooze-fest of an album that is best left untouched. With its lack of originality and monotonous sound, it's hard to find anything redeeming about this lacklustre effort. Save yourself the agony and pass on this one – there are far more exciting musical adventures out there to embark on.

Track Listing
Disc: 1
1. Burning Water
2. Shotgun Baby
3. Just Kill Me
4. Each Bend I Pass
5. Roots
6. Mighty Old One
7. Annabel Lee
8. Dance in the Flame
9. Raised By Wolves
10. Oh My
11. My Friend
12. Head Oh
13. Head Oh

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About the artist

The Bland

Meet BLAND, the self-proclaimed "master of mediocrity" and reigning champion of blending in. This enigmatic artist has taken the music industry by storm with their unique ability to stay completely unnoticed in a sea of talent. BLAND's music can only be described as a cacophony of blandness, with their signature sound being a perfect mix of forgettable melodies and uninspired lyrics. But don't let that fool you - there is a certain charm to BLAND's unremarkable tunes that has captivated audiences worldwide. With a discography that includes such forgettable hits as "Beige", "Meh", and "Vanilla", BLAND has managed to carve out a niche for themselves in the oversaturated world of music. Their live performances are equally unimpressive, with BLAND often blending into the backdrop of the stage and delivering lacklustre performances that leave audiences scratching their heads. Despite their lack of musical talent, BLAND has somehow managed to amass a dedicated following of fans who worship at the altar of mediocrity. Their unremarkable image and unimpressive sound have made them a darling of the music industry, with critics hailing them as the "most unremarkable artist of our generation". Love them or hate them, BLAND is here to stay. With their unassuming presence and forgettable music, this artist is sure to leave a lasting impression on the world of music - even if that impression is one of complete and utter boredom.

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