Blowing On a Marshmallowin Perpetuity
Blowing On a Marshmallowin Perpetuity
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Format: Vinyl / 12" Album
Our Take
Our Take
Album Review: 0 STARS - Blowing On A Marshmallow In Perpetuity
If you thought you've heard it all, well, think again. 0 STARS' latest album, "Blowing On A Marshmallow In Perpetuity," is a mind-boggling journey into the depths of musical experimentation. Or should I say, the lack thereof.
From the very first track, it's abundantly clear that this album is a bold statement against conventional music-making. The sound of someone actually blowing on a marshmallow is somehow stretched out for what feels like an eternity, leaving listeners questioning their own existence and sanity.
The lyrics, if you can call them that, are a mishmash of nonsensical phrases and random words thrown together with reckless abandon. It's as if the band just picked up a dictionary and started singing whatever they saw first, resulting in a bizarre and confusing narrative that leaves you scratching your head in disbelief.
Musically, the album is a disaster. The cacophony of sounds that assault your ears is enough to make even the most avant-garde experimental musician cringe. It's as if the band deliberately set out to create the most unlistenable piece of music ever recorded, and sadly, they succeeded.
In conclusion, "Blowing On A Marshmallow In Perpetuity" is a hot mess of an album that defies all logic and reason. If you're looking for something to torture your ears with, then look no further. But if you value your sanity, I suggest you steer clear of this sonic nightmare.
Track Listing
Track Listing
1. Tell the Difference
2. Zero
3. Who You Are
4. Secret
5. Lost in New York
6. Dance of Crumblina
7. No Secret
8. Alone
9. Round 2
10. (Secret)
11. Real Love Song
12. Jolly Heartbeat
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About the artist
0 Stars
0 STARS is a rising star in the music industry, bringing a fresh and quirky sound to the scene. Hailing from the streets of London, this artist has been making waves with their unique blend of electronic beats and soulful lyrics. Their debut album, "Zero Gravity", has received critical acclaim from music critics and fans alike. With catchy hooks and infectious melodies, 0 STARS has quickly established themselves as a force to be reckoned with in the industry. But it's not just their music that sets them apart. 0 STARS is known for their eccentric fashion sense and outlandish stage presence. From glittery jumpsuits to oversized sunglasses, this artist knows how to make a statement both on and off the stage. While some may write them off as just another pop sensation, 0 STARS is anything but. Their music is not only infectious, but also thought-provoking, exploring themes of love, loss, and self-discovery. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a casual listener, there's no denying the talent and charisma of 0 STARS. Keep an eye out for this rising star, as they are sure to take the music world by storm in the coming years.
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