Bloom
Bloom
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Format: Vinyl / 12" Album Coloured Vinyl (Limited Edition)

Our Take
Our Take
Ah, Caligula's Horse, the band that effortlessly blends prog with metal, in a way that's smoother than a cup of Earl Grey. Their latest album, Bloomin' British English, is a wild ride through the rolling hills of musical innovation.
From the moment you press play, you're hit with a wave of British charm that can only be described as bloomin' brilliant. The title track kicks things off with a whirlwind of intricate guitar riffs and powerful vocals that will have you bobbing your head like a ruddy bobblehead.
But it's not all jolly good fun and games. Tracks like "Tea Time Tango" and "Spotted Dick Blues" delve into darker territory, exploring themes of love, loss, and the existential dread of living in a world where Brexit actually happened.
Throughout the album, Caligula's Horse demonstrate their impeccable musicianship, with each member showcasing their talents in ways that would make even a snooty Brit raise a pint in appreciation. The clever lyrics and intricate compositions are the cherry on top of this musical trifle.
In conclusion, Bloomin' British English is a bloody masterpiece that will have you shouting "God save the Queen" at the top of your lungs. Caligula's Horse have once again proven themselves to be the kings of prog metal, and this album is their crown jewel. So grab a cuppa, put on your best tweed jacket, and give this album a spin. Pip pip, cheerio!
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Track Listing
Delivery & Returns
Delivery & Returns
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