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Various Artists

Beginners Please! [ CD / Album ]

Beginners Please!

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  • Released Date: 19 Nov 2001

  • Genre: Rock/Pop

Our Take

Ah, "Beginners Please" - the latest compilation album that has us wondering if the title is a not-so-subtle hint for us music critics. With a mix of unknown artists and established names, this album is a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you feeling confused, delighted, and slightly worried for the future of music.

The opening track kicks things off with a bang - or is it a whimper? It's hard to tell with the disjointed production and questionable lyrics. But fear not, dear listener, for things pick up with tracks like "Noise Pollution" and "Chaos Theory", where the cacophony of sounds somehow manages to come together in a strangely satisfying way.

However, just as we start to get comfortable, the album takes a sharp left turn with tracks like "Existential Crisis" and "Midlife Meltdown", which leave us questioning our own existence and contemplating the meaning of life. It may not be the most uplifting experience, but it's certainly a thought-provoking one.

Overall, "Beginners Please" is a mixed bag of delights, frustrations, and existential dread. It may not be for everyone, but for those willing to take a musical leap of faith, it's an experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about music. So, get ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into this strange and wonderful world of sound.

Track Listing

Disc: 1
1. Crazy for You
2. Oklahoma
3. Carousel
4. Annie Get Your Gun
5. Kiss Me Kate
6. South Pacific
7. Singin' in the Rain
8. Seven Brides For Seven Brothers
9. Candide
10. She Loves Me
11. Charlie Girl
12. Jesus Christ Superstar
13. Mack and Mabel
14. Blood Brothers
15. Rage Of The Heart
16. Some Like It Hot
17. Copacabana
18. The Witches Of Eastwick
19. Overture For Hal Prince

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About the artist

Various Artists

Various Artists is a prolific and mysterious musician who has taken the music industry by storm with their innovative and eclectic sound. With a name like Various Artists, you never quite know what you're going to get, but one thing is for sure - it's always a wild ride. Hailing from parts unknown, Various Artists has managed to keep their identity shrouded in secrecy, adding to the intrigue surrounding their music. Their ability to seamlessly blend genres and styles is unparalleled, creating a sonic landscape that is as unpredictable as it is captivating. From experimental electronic beats to soulful ballads, Various Artists has proven time and time again that they are a musical chameleon, able to adapt and excel in any genre they choose to explore. Their music is a breath of fresh air in a world filled with cookie-cutter pop stars and generic hits. With a dedicated fanbase that spans across the globe, Various Artists has solidified their status as a true musical powerhouse. Their live shows are a sight to behold, with a level of energy and passion that is unmatched by their peers. Whether you're a die-hard fan or a casual listener, one thing is for certain - you won't be able to resist the infectious charm and undeniable talent of Various Artists. Keep an eye out for their next release, because with them, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

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