{"title":"Milking The Goatmachine","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"greatest-hits-covered-in-milk-819224018216","title":"Greatest Hits - Covered in Milk","description":"\u003cp\u003eAh, MILKING THE GOATMACHINE, the German metal band that has been milking goats and melting faces since 2008. Their latest album, Greatest Hits - Covered In Milkin, is a masterclass in barnyard brutality. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOpening track \"Goat On The Water\" sets the tone for the album, blending thrash metal riffs with bleating goat vocals in a way that only MILKING THE GOATMACHINE can pull off. It's a headbanging anthem that will have you reaching for your nearest farm animal to start your very own mosh pit. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe band's cover of Iron Maiden's \"The Number Of The Goat\" is a highlight, combining the iconic melody with their signature goat-infused sound. It's a tribute to one of metal's greats, done in a way that only MILKING THE GOATMACHINE can deliver. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTracks like \"Milkin' All Over The World\" and \"Goat Slayer\" showcase the band's ability to blend brutal riffs with tongue-in-cheek lyrics, creating a unique sound that is both heavy and hilarious. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOverall, Greatest Hits - Covered In Milkin is a must-listen for any fan of metal, goats, or just good music in general. MILKING THE GOATMACHINE have once again proven why they are the kings of barnyard metal, and this album is sure to go down in history as one of their greatest works. So grab your pitchforks and prepare to be milked - this album is an instant classic.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vinyl Castle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50718685266251,"sku":"CD9674","price":9.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2349\/9083\/files\/0819224018216.jpg?v=1730329455"},{"product_id":"from-slum-to-slam-840588129324","title":"From Slum to Slam","description":"\u003cp\u003eMilking The Goatmachine is back with their latest offering, \"From Slum To Slam - The Udder Story,\" and let me tell you, this album is udderly absurd in all the right ways. From the moment you press play, you are thrown into a whirlwind of guttural vocals, pounding drums, and of course, the unmistakable sound of goats being milked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe band's unique blend of death metal and humour is on full display here, with tracks like \"Goat Pain\" and \"Udder Destroyer\" offering up a potent mix of brutality and silliness. But don't be fooled, beneath the surface-level goat puns lies some seriously impressive musicianship. The guitar work is tight and technical, the drumming is relentless, and the bass thunders along, providing a solid backbone to the chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLyrically, the band doesn't hold back, delving into topics ranging from the mundanity of everyday life to the existential crisis of being a goat. It's refreshing to see a band that's not afraid to tackle the big issues, all while maintaining a sense of humour and not taking themselves too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOverall, \"From Slum To Slam - The Udder Story\" is a wild ride from start to finish. Milking The Goatmachine have once again proven that they are masters of their craft, delivering an album that is equal parts brutal, hilarious, and headbang-worthy. So grab a pint of goat's milk, sit back, and enjoy the chaos - you won't regret it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vinyl Castle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50720102678859,"sku":"CD43160","price":15.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2349\/9083\/files\/0840588129324.jpg?v=1730353785"},{"product_id":"from-slum-to-slam-840588129331","title":"From Slum to Slam","description":"\u003cp\u003eMILKING THE GOATMACHINE's latest offering, \"From Slum To Slam - The Udder Story,\" is a wild and udderly delightful ride through the weird and wonderful world of goat-themed death metal. The band has truly outdone themselves with this album, delivering a barnyard of bangers that will have you headbanging till the cows come home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFrom the opening track \"Goatgallop\" to the closing number \"Baa Baa Black Sheep,\" MILKING THE GOATMACHINE showcase their signature blend of blistering riffs, guttural vocals, and farmyard-inspired lyrics. Each song is a slam dunk of slam metal, with infectious grooves that will have you moshing in no time. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut what truly sets this album apart is its storytelling. \"From Slum To Slam - The Udder Story\" takes listeners on a journey through the struggles and triumphs of a goat trying to make it in the cutthroat world of slam metal. It's a concept album like no udder, weaving a narrative that is both hilarious and strangely poignant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOverall, MILKING THE GOATMACHINE have once again proven why they are the GOAT of goat metal. \"From Slum To Slam - The Udder Story\" is a must-listen for anyone looking to inject some fun and chaos into their music collection. So grab your hooves and get ready to mosh, because this album is an udder delight from start to finish. 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The band's signature blend of brutal riffs, guttural vocals, and tongue-in-cheek lyrics is on full display here, creating an experience that is as hilarious as it is headbanging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTracks like \"Goatgrind\" and \"Farm of the Mutilated\" showcase the band's technical prowess and songwriting chops, while also delivering a healthy dose of goat-related puns and absurdity. It's impossible not to crack a smile as you headbang along to these blistering tracks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBut don't let the band's goofball image fool you - behind the goat masks and silly song titles lies a serious dedication to their craft. The production on this album is top-notch, with every instrument and vocal line coming through crisp and clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIn conclusion, \"Nach Uns Die Grindflut\" is a must-listen for any fan of grindcore or those looking for a good laugh. 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