{"title":"Lawnmower Deth","description":"\u003cp\u003eLAWNMOER DETH: The Pioneers of \"Rubbish Metal\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHailing from the quaint Midlands town of Nottingham, England, LAWNMOWER DETH burst onto the music scene in the late 1980s with their unique blend of heavy metal and tongue-in-cheek humor. Dubbed by many as the pioneers of \"rubbish metal,\" this band has carved out a niche for themselves with their high-energy live performances and unapologetically absurd lyrics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFrom their early days playing small clubs and pubs to headlining major festivals like Download and Bloodstock, LAWNMOWER DETH have stayed true to their roots, never taking themselves too seriously and always delivering a good time to their loyal fanbase. With songs like \"Sumo Rabbit and His Inescapeable Trap of Doom\" and \"Satan's Trampoline,\" it's clear that this band is not afraid to push the boundaries of traditional metal music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTheir latest album, \"Blunt Cutters,\" is a testament to their enduring wit and musical talent. Tracks like \"Clockwork Lettuce\" and \"Bleeding Mission\" showcase the band's ability to blend visceral riffs with laugh-out-loud lyrics, creating an experience that is as entertaining as it is headbanging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're a die-hard metalhead or just looking for a good time, LAWNMOWER DETH is a band that will not disappoint. With their infectious energy and infectious sense of humor, they are a force to be reckoned with in the world of music. And remember, as the band themselves would say, \"If it ain't DETH, it ain't worth trying.\"\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"blunt-cutters-5013929018969","title":"Blunt Cutters","description":"\u003cp\u003eAh, what a delightful romp through the grassy meadows of metal madness we have here with LAWNMOWER DETH's latest offering, \"Blunt Cutters.\" This album is like a manic lawnmower careening through a field of daisies, leaving a trail of chaos and hilarity in its wake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFrom the opening track, \"Mowdeer,\" with its thunderous riffs and absurdly catchy chorus, to the closing number, \"Lawnmower of Love,\" a power ballad that will have you swaying with your weed whacker in hand, this album is a non-stop thrill ride of thrash metal goodness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe band's signature blend of high-speed shredding and tongue-in-cheek humour is on full display here, with tracks like \"Satan's Trampoline\" and \"Ride Me Like a Lawnmower\" showcasing their ability to make you headbang and chuckle simultaneously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSpecial mention must be made of frontman Qualcast Mutilator's vocal acrobatics, veering from guttural growls to falsetto wails with the precision of a well-oiled lawnmower blade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOverall, \"Blunt Cutters\" is a joyous celebration of all things loud, fast, and absurd. LAWNMOWER DETH may not take themselves too seriously, but their music is seriously good fun. Grab your ear defenders and crank up the volume on this one - your garden has never sounded so metal.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"lasgo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50734128070987,"sku":"CD97387","price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/2349\/9083\/files\/5013929018969_b4602b08-8b3d-4c09-bdf3-7d5be933eb97.jpg?v=1777459207"},{"product_id":"blunt-cutters-5013929018983","title":"Blunt Cutters","description":"\u003cp\u003eAh, the unmistakable sound of a lawnmower revving up on a sunny afternoon. Except, wait...is that a guitar I hear? Well, my dear readers, that can only mean one thing: we are in for a wild ride with LAWNMOWER DETH's latest album, Blunt Cutters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFrom the minute the needle hits the transparent green vinyl, you know you're in for some serious head-banging action. The band's unique blend of thrash metal and punk rock creates a sound that is as aggressive as it is absurdly entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe title track, \"Blunt Cutters,\" kicks things off with a frenetic energy that sets the tone for the entire album. The lyrics are hilariously absurd, touching on everything from gardening mishaps to questionable fashion choices. But don't be fooled by the silliness - underneath the humour lies some seriously impressive musicianship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTracks like \"Lawnmowers for Sale\" and \"Grass N' Mint Sauce\" showcase the band's ability to seamlessly blend lightning-fast riffs with catchy hooks that will have you singing along in no time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eOverall, Blunt Cutters is a testament to LAWNMOWER DETH's ability to combine technical prowess with a healthy dose of irreverence. So grab a cold pint, fire up the lawnmower, and let the chaos ensue. 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